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"Dance With Poles (While You Still Can)" T-Shirt

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Dance With Poles While You Still Can!

My blessed Irish mother told me to develop my brain. She should have told me to dance with poles while I still had the body to do so. Isn’t that the path to success today? It’s too late for me, but I’d like to help you and others. Consider yourself a walking public service announcement.

Great for: Any young woman thinking of attending college, any woman who wishes she could turn back time, your sister, your mother, your grandmother, your girlfriend (SEXY!), and Stormy Daniels.

Made of mixed fibers.

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